Unintelligencer

Unintelligencer
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Kindergarten Joys

Second graders have learned a little bit about social cues--like when to say things and when not to say things. Kindergarteners, on the other hand, have little social inhibitions. One example today:

Madison: "You look like you're going to have a baby, Mrs. Rowberry!"

Hmm...good thing I am having a baby. Otherwise I would feel pretty bad about myself today! I am already showing pretty good, so I should probably tell my kids so I don't have more comments like that (at least without them knowing I am pregnant!).

David Hasselhoff Social Network and Chuck Norris Facts

David Hasselhoff Social Network
Yep, that is real. There is some funny stuff going on here. As I kept surfing for insanity online, I also found some great Chuck Norris facts. Here are some good ones.

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  
  
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  
  
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  
  
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  
  
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  
  
• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
  
  
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
  
  
• Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Not sure why these are so funny, but seriously, they are absolute truth.

Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game

Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game
This game is incredibly addictive!